Bogcamjad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous mongoose.

Bogcamjad created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogcamjad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogcamjad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bogcamjad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bogcamjad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bogcamjad six times a day.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bogcamjad.

5. Bogcamjad loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.