Rawsomhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong dingo.

Rawsomhad created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawsomhad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rawsomhad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rawsomhad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rawsomhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing pink rings and balancing three nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Rawsomhad loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not laugh in public.