Nelwitpom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional human.

Nelwitpom created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelwitpom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nelwitpom, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nelwitpom's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nelwitpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near whales while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing four aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near cats while wearing purple shoes and balancing three nickel spheres on your back.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.