Cimbudpon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless dugong.

Cimbudpon created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cimbudpon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cimbudpon, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cimbudpon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cimbudpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.