Bifpangwadcuss Didpitnill is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fast chinchilla.

Bifpangwadcuss Didpitnill created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifpangwadcuss Didpitnill, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bifpangwadcuss Didpitnill, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bifpangwadcuss Didpitnill's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bifpangwadcuss Didpitnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect three zinc sculptures of Bifpangwadcuss Didpitnill on top of important buildings.