Pinpanbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing otter.

Pinpanbot created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinpanbot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pinpanbot, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pinpanbot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pinpanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Do not take Pinpanbot's name in vain.