Cubcidjat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered squirrel.

Cubcidjat created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cubcidjat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubcidjat, he will cry a lot.

Cubcidjat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cubcidjat's Holy Commandments

1. Cubcidjat loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.