Rilspagjat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous cat.

Rilspagjat created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilspagjat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rilspagjat, she will not care.

Rilspagjat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rilspagjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Run away from orange shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Put Rilspagjat first in all things.