Mabfubdamrull is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, egotistical clam.

Mabfubdamrull created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mabfubdamrull, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mabfubdamrull, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mabfubdamrull's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mabfubdamrull's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not kill snails.