Rilltunsignat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omniscient gerbil.

Rilltunsignat created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilltunsignat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rilltunsignat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rilltunsignat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rilltunsignat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.