Teengutcunominyokgig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, narcissistic shark.

Teengutcunominyokgig created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teengutcunominyokgig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Teengutcunominyokgig, she will curse you with boils.

Teengutcunominyokgig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Teengutcunominyokgig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Always take life seriously.