Hitbaglist is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered bird.

Hitbaglist created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitbaglist, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitbaglist, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hitbaglist's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hitbaglist's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Fast once a month.