Vinstipbell is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful dove.

Vinstipbell created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinstipbell, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vinstipbell, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vinstipbell's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vinstipbell's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vinstipbell.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.