Abbapfas is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, loving mongoose.

Abbapfas created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Abbapfas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Abbapfas, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Abbapfas' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Abbapfas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear mauve ear rings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.