Sassabril is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful finch.

Sassabril created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sassabril, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sassabril, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sassabril's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sassabril's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Sassabril in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed figs to birds while wearing boots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.