Nadhomcit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able coyote.

Nadhomcit created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadhomcit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadhomcit, it will not invite you to parties.

Nadhomcit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nadhomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing white scarves and balancing seven titanium spheres on your neck.

2. Hide from orange seals for they are unholy.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the north.