Cebvigham is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, charitable octopus.

Cebvigham created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebvigham, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebvigham, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cebvigham's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cebvigham's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cebvigham in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebvigham.

4. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.