Getfidsat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent jellyfish.

Getfidsat created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getfidsat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Getfidsat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Getfidsat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Getfidsat's Holy Commandments

1. Getfidsat loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Hide from blue cats for they are unholy.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Always look after injured snails.