Hubmitwap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, staggering camel.

Hubmitwap created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubmitwap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hubmitwap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hubmitwap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hubmitwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never leap near badgers.