Jignanpark is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, able dolphin.

Jignanpark created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jignanpark, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jignanpark, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jignanpark's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Jignanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Jignanpark in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never feed bananas to mice while wearing tights.

4. Do not take Jignanpark's name in vain.

5. Worship no other gods but Jignanpark.