Yamhakkop is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish rhinoceros.

Yamhakkop created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Yamhakkop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamhakkop, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yamhakkop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yamhakkop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away if four horses approach from the west.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.