Nelltigbem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous troll.

Nelltigbem created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltigbem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nelltigbem, it will torture you forever.

Nelltigbem's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nelltigbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your feet orange.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Nelltigbem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Never talk about fire.