Cedcemfarnvolkimcumnarlpang is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet mouse.

Cedcemfarnvolkimcumnarlpang created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedcemfarnvolkimcumnarlpang, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedcemfarnvolkimcumnarlpang, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cedcemfarnvolkimcumnarlpang's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cedcemfarnvolkimcumnarlpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Cedcemfarnvolkimcumnarlpang six times a day.