Milyimdum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless hydra.

Milyimdum created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milyimdum, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Milyimdum, it will cry a lot.

Milyimdum's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Milyimdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not keep five mites in a large pit.