Zagxenhonlikxemrappadyog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring squid.

Zagxenhonlikxemrappadyog created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagxenhonlikxemrappadyog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zagxenhonlikxemrappadyog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Zagxenhonlikxemrappadyog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zagxenhonlikxemrappadyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back red.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never feed wheat to goats while wearing trousers.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.