Caddobdud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, kind dryad.

Caddobdud created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caddobdud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Caddobdud, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Caddobdud's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Caddobdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Caddobdud's name in vain.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.