Bitpittapkom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair lobster.

Bitpittapkom created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitpittapkom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bitpittapkom, it will turn you into a rock.

Bitpittapkom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bitpittapkom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never paint your face indigo.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bitpittapkom.

5. Always pray immersed in water.