Stigbudcet is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sage crow.

Stigbudcet created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbudcet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stigbudcet, it will destroy your home planet.

Stigbudcet's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stigbudcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of sharks.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Stigbudcet in the centre of the settlement.