Dabganhot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient butterfly.

Dabganhot created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabganhot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dabganhot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dabganhot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dabganhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing mauve shoes and balancing seven platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Never feed turnips to hamsters while wearing hats.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.