Yiknutpad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring jellyfish.

Yiknutpad created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiknutpad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yiknutpad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yiknutpad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yiknutpad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yiknutpad.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.