Vadbogcam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, compassionate bat.

Vadbogcam created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadbogcam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadbogcam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vadbogcam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vadbogcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not keep nine moths in a large pit.

5. You must never eat cherries.