Pigtabbog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing lion.

Pigtabbog created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtabbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pigtabbog, it will torture you forever.

Pigtabbog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pigtabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about comets.