Fidbodrullben is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered dolphin.

Fidbodrullben created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbodrullben, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fidbodrullben, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fidbodrullben's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fidbodrullben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Learn three new languages a year.