Mumsatcib Flisligapp Tabappsug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm eagle.

Mumsatcib Flisligapp Tabappsug created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumsatcib Flisligapp Tabappsug, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mumsatcib Flisligapp Tabappsug, he will turn you into a duck.

Mumsatcib Flisligapp Tabappsug's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mumsatcib Flisligapp Tabappsug's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mumsatcib Flisligapp Tabappsug first in all things.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to capybaras while wearing indigo shorts.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never paint your chest red.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.