Bedjadgam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring giraffe.

Bedjadgam created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedjadgam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bedjadgam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bedjadgam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bedjadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never wear indigo coats.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not sing in public.