Titbatlag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest bear.

Titbatlag created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titbatlag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Titbatlag, she will not care.

Titbatlag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Titbatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.