Zodpopdap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent guinea pig.

Zodpopdap created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodpopdap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zodpopdap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zodpopdap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zodpopdap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Zodpopdap loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Always obey Zodpopdap's priests.