Zedfunnig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever shark.

Zedfunnig created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedfunnig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zedfunnig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zedfunnig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zedfunnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zedfunnig's priests.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never jump near rats.