Dabmutbin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful crab.

Dabmutbin created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabmutbin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabmutbin, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dabmutbin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dabmutbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing orange rings and balancing three carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.