Tipfatbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring scorpion.

Tipfatbeg created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipfatbeg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipfatbeg, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tipfatbeg's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tipfatbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tipfatbeg on top of all buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. You must love Tipfatbeg.