Rowsingun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever lobster.

Rowsingun created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsingun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowsingun, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rowsingun's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rowsingun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Rowsingun first in all things.