Targubzen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring ant.

Targubzen created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targubzen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Targubzen, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Targubzen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Targubzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Targubzen on top of all buildings.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.