Tonmathug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty toad.

Tonmathug created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonmathug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonmathug, she will turn you into a duck.

Tonmathug's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tonmathug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing white stockings and balancing five tin spheres on your arms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing pink jumpers and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

5. Do not listen to music.