Biflogparkruttsisbinwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving crocodile.

Biflogparkruttsisbinwit created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biflogparkruttsisbinwit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Biflogparkruttsisbinwit, she will turn you into a tree.

Biflogparkruttsisbinwit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Biflogparkruttsisbinwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near snails while wearing blue tights and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to dogs while wearing mauve rings.

5. Run away if six ducks approach from the west.