Pinsitcun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fast crane.

Pinsitcun created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinsitcun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pinsitcun, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pinsitcun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pinsitcun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pinsitcun on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing pink kilts and balancing eight iron spheres on your arms.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.