Sawhabdid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, effective shrew.

Sawhabdid created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawhabdid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sawhabdid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sawhabdid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sawhabdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.