Fasfabnad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating manatee.

Fasfabnad created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasfabnad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fasfabnad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fasfabnad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fasfabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not keep seven doves in a large pit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fasfabnad.