Davgodyar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, conceited elephant.

Davgodyar created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davgodyar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Davgodyar, she will strike you with lightening.

Davgodyar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Davgodyar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Davgodyar.

2. Never leap in the presence of seals.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mention capybaras.