Yokkapjab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective dragon.

Yokkapjab created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokkapjab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokkapjab, it will be very sad.

Yokkapjab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yokkapjab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yokkapjab.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear pink trousers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help sick turtles.