Homsatgon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful snail.

Homsatgon created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homsatgon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Homsatgon, it will turn you into a worm.

Homsatgon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Homsatgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away from orange frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Always help doves.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.