Hamsidcap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane cow.

Hamsidcap created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamsidcap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hamsidcap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hamsidcap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hamsidcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing magenta scarves.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Never paint your arms blue.

5. Fast once a month.