Nurtcanflowat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish bee.

Nurtcanflowat created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtcanflowat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurtcanflowat, she will remove you from existence.

Nurtcanflowat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nurtcanflowat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. You must love Nurtcanflowat.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.