Madnelfonfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered octopus.

Madnelfonfarn created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Madnelfonfarn, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madnelfonfarn, it will laugh at you.

Madnelfonfarn's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Madnelfonfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow goats for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never eat green fruit.