Sigtaltal is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, calm wyrm.

Sigtaltal created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sigtaltal, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sigtaltal, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sigtaltal's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sigtaltal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing cyan hats.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Run away if five tortoises approach from the south.

5. You must never eat coconuts.